We do the unglamorous part, so you don't have to.
Jompom exists because most WordPress sites are built well and then left alone. Nobody plans to neglect a site — it just isn't anyone's actual job once the build is finished.
Maintenance isn't a product. It's a habit.
There's no clever tool that keeps a WordPress site healthy. What keeps it healthy is somebody staging updates before pushing them, testing that the backup restores, reading the error log, and noticing the thing that has started happening twice a day.
That's boring work, and it's precisely why it gets skipped. We built the business around doing it consistently rather than heroically.
Almost every emergency we get called into was preventable, and cheaper to prevent than to fix.
What lands in your inbox
- Done Weekly update run — 6 plugins, staged first
- Info Backup restore-tested — passed
- Fixed Contact form stopped sending — resolved
- Info Performance re-measured — no regression
- Report Plain-English summary, one page
What doesn't
- Never Jargon you have to decode
- Never Silent changes you find out about later
- Never Upsell emails dressed up as reports
- Never Invoices at your worst moment
- Never Accounts held hostage on exit
Measure before touching
Audit and back up first, always. We want to know exactly what we inherited before anything changes.
Write it down
Every task gets a plain-English note. If you can't tell what we did, we haven't finished the job.
Fix causes, not symptoms
Removing malware without finding the entry point, or caching a slow page, are both delays dressed up as fixes.
Say the unwelcome thing
If your host is the problem, or you don't need a plan, we'll tell you — even when it costs us the sale.
No jargon by default
You shouldn't need to understand PHP to know what happened to your website this month.
Your accounts stay yours
We work with access you grant and can revoke. Nothing is held hostage, ever.
Small, and deliberately so.
You deal with people who know your site, not a rotating support queue. That's the main reason we cap how many sites we take on rather than chasing volume.
Talk to us- WordPress specialists — not generalists who also do WordPress Core
- WooCommerce experience on live, trading stores Core
- Performance work measured against Core Web Vitals Core
- Security clean-ups including entry-point tracing Core
- Capped client list so response times stay real Policy
Let's start with your site.
A free health check, and an honest read on whether you need us at all.